South Slope, Brooklyn. $800.00
“Almost a studio”
“Room has no windows but utilities included”
This one has signs of being an illegal dwelling per a recent @nytimes article. Also, high creepy factor.
I wouldn’t let him get a tattoo.
He is shopping for mango juicers at Bed Bath and Beyond. With Fabio.
Submitted by: Tammy
He took his socks and shoes off. His feet are now cold.
We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.
Joyful (but it doesn’t show lol).
Thanks to Brandon from Humans of New York and to the staff of Tumblr for their support on this crazy exhausting day. HONY is one of the most joyful places on the internet and one of my favorite websites.
Photo by Humans of New York
http://www.humansofnewyork.com
The slide is not slippery enough.
The biggest mistake I made in my twenties was being too hopeful that dead-end roads would magically lead somewhere. It took me a while to realize that when you hit a dead end, all you can do is turn around and forge a new path.
How to Get to Work Today
Is your boss opening the office today and making you go to work? This is not a bad thing, necessarily, if you like your job, hate your kids, have cabin fever, or live in one of the dreaded Dead Zones, where no one has power and gangs of restless professionals roam the streets, wearing elaborate ceremonial jewelry crafted out of their now-useless electronics. No, the bad thing is getting to work.
“Oh, shut up, Blue Ivy. Like you’re the queen of helicopters.”
Oh, shut up, Blue Ivy. Like you’re the queen of helicopters.
Fuck your wall-mounted letterpress drawer that displays tiny objects.








